Lol look how long that lasted
literally all white people on tumblr
Nintendo Comic Peach > Any other Peach.
Cumlube. Lots of cumlube.
I’m pretty thin and I have no idea how I manage to look so chubby
what a good girldick
Two hitachis, because why not?
Quick Walkie <3
Kirby, Dedede, and Yoshi because they vore other characters.
Are we talking in general, in which case my answer is, “Yes, please,” or are we talking about Splatoon, in which case my answer is, “Yes, please.”
1. Poison - She is like a top tier domme and can use that riding crop on me any day.
2. Morrigan Aensland - Vampire women are great and it looks like Morrigan is probably pretty good at tying cuties up, too.
3. Juri - Apart from being like an evil Jolyne Kujo, she seems very intimidating and is barefoot and maybe I like the idea of her feet against my face.
4. Queen Zelda - Zelda’s always been hot and in control in my mind, and her Hyrule Warriors design conveys that perfectly. She can even make me lick her boots while I beg her to step on me.
5. Tharja - Not only does Tharja have a rockin’ booty, but she definitely seems like the type of gal to really get off on stepping on others and calling them degrading insults.
6. Tenryuu - Perhaps you have noticed that the only person I’m following on Twitter is Tenryuu. There is a reason for this. She’s hot and cool and she steps on me and I love it I love it I love it.
7. Bayonetta - I’m not as attracted to Bayonetta as others seem to be, but she’s definitely cool and she’s definitely a domme through and through. While the guns might not be the best heels for digging into my posterior, I can’t argue with experience.
8. Franziska von Karma - Not only is she super cute, but I’m sure she’d put that whip of hers to good use, too.
9. Ivy - Another gray-haired domme. While her outfits tend towards absurdity, she has a lot of confidence and I know she can treat a little painslut right.
10. Rouge the Bat - Make all the furry jokes you want, I don’t care. She’s an adventurer, a tease, and in my book pretty sexy.
plz hire me kotaku
D I C K S Q U A D
i sped up episode 24 of the nge dub
i cut parts off the ending and the beginning, but this audiopost is still over 10 minutes. enjoy a thing no one asked for
DId a bat. Not sure where she’s from. :U