futanari dormitory
sex ed, and how it isn’t consent ed

[tw for discussion of csa stuff]

if you want to read the twine story we made on this topic, click here. it contains a recounting of our memories of the csa stuff. there’s TWs inside. 

so, i just woke up from a dream set in our old secondary school, except there were a lot of differences. but it reminded me of queueing up outside the classroom in year 7 before we were allowed to just walk in.

which reminded me of the time our form tutor did a sex ed thing instead of a regular lesson at some point in year 7. ie, 11-12 year old kids.

now, amidst all the Hilarious “will there be a practical in this lesson, sir?” jokes that _literally everyone (including then-kit) was doing_, it was basically a standard mechanics of sex lesson.

there was a section where people wrote things with their nondominant hand on paper slips to ask Anonymous Questions, and most people’s were stuff like “how does the baby not fall out during pregnancy” and the like.

but – and this is the bit i just remembered – our questions weren’t. i think we were trying to figure out more about stuff that went on in our csa.

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(I couldn’t resist trying an attempt at Wapeach and Wadaisy so! Here you go!)

WAAAAAAAA! Wario thinks these are Wario’s favorite Wapeach and Wadaisy yet! WAHAHAHAHAAHA!



(I couldn’t resist trying an attempt at Wapeach and Wadaisy so! Here you go!)

WAAAAAAAA! Wario thinks these are Wario’s favorite Wapeach and Wadaisy yet! WAHAHAHAHAAHA!

so, you may or may not know that in january 2013, one of our partners at the time did some scarification on us. we posted pictures at the time, but, yeah. 

for a little while now, i’ve wanted to take pictures of how they are quite a while on. actually did it today!

honestly, we don’t think about them very much. the one on our tummy represented us at the time but the system’s evolved since then, so it’s not really relevant anymore. also, our tummy is bigger and squishier than it was then and it’s obscured by a roll.

the one on our back we don’t really see, and we broke up with them quite a while ago, like, whatever. it’s a thing. we had fun on the trip it occurred in, so, yeah. i think they ascribed some magical significance to it but by not caring about it, imo, it nullifies any power i did ascribe to it before. though sometimes it tingles and i joke “maybe they’re upset about something right now”, haha.

the pictures are under a cut and stuff.

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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument


talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck


i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?



my counter:


piccolo trombone 


kittydoll playdate

content warnings: ageplay/sex with an ageslider who’s currently little, group sex, slight bdsm, incest?, implied somnophilia

i woke up and had this fantasy and jilled off about it, and then decided to turn it into a lewd story for everyone to enjoy.

under cut because CWs!

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so i’ve been told in not so many words that i’m not especially welcome to stay at the apartment i’m living in after august ends 


attention followers in the seattle area, i’m a twenty one year old unemployed transwoman/college dropout with anxiety and depression and i’ll need a place to stay after august 31st

i’ve been with the people i’ve been staying with since last august, trying to get up on my feet

i ran away from home in michigan because my dad refused to acknowledge i was transgender or let me see a psychologist 

the job market is awful and i need money bad, i won’t be able to see a counselor again til september

i’ve had two jobs since i moved, and it wasn’t my fault that i didn’t get to keep them (holiday retail and activism jobs)

i’m looking for work but i can’t find anything, and the prospect of being kicked out is horrifying

i’d prefer to stay with people i know  but it’s getting increasingly bleak

help please

reblogging to keep in circulation

i am in constant pain all the time, and i’m still unemployed

i’ve found writing work but it isn’t paid

i have eleven days to find a new place to stay

please help me, please circulate this post

i only have a few hundred dollars and an EBT SNAP card for food stamps when it comes to resources, along with my various belongings

i’d prefer to couch surf with a queer/femme group just because that’d make me feel more comfortable but you know, i ned somewhere to stay

send me an ask if you can help, i need assistance bad







I got distracted doing my Western Metroid concept art project for school when I was trying to find out Samus’ height. Turns out in some official art for Super Metroid (1994) she’s described as such:

The Power Suit hides a strong, muscular woman. Samus is nearly six feet, three inches tall and weighs nearly 200 pounds.

Then it lists the exact numbers as 6’3” and 198lbs. That’s what’s “hidden” by the suit, not with the suit, as some people on the internet seem to be suggesting. If you look at the illustration, the suit doesn’t add much to her height anyway.

So anyway the point of all this is that Samus is now 5’3” and that sucks. I can’t find where this stat came from but it’s being quoted by several fans online, and if you obsessively compare screenshots from SSBB like I did, you’ll find that it’s accurate to the inch when she’s standing next to the 6’ tall Snake. So that blows. I think the 6’3” Samus seems way more likely to be an ex-soldier turned bounty hunter who pilots a power suit and doesn’t take shit from anyone. Also she’s a babe.

Disclaimer: I haven’t played a game in the Metroid series since the SNES, all knowledge from the internet, take this with a grain of salt.

This is a thing that’s legit been bugging me for a long ass time

This height and weight is still canon, so why in Other M is everyone at LEAST two heads taller?


If I’m interpreting my Metroid history/mythology correctly… (and the fact that I’ve played most of them)

Samus was orphaned at a young age and taken in by a highly advanced race of bird-warriors called the Chozo, and fostered on a *LOW-GRAVITY* planet. She was given medicine and nutritional care far in excess of anything the Galactic Federation could offer on any human world or colony. IN ADDITION—these twelve-foot tall, monstrous genome warriors INFUSED HER WITH CHOZO DNA, having absolutely no ethical or moral compulsion against gene therapy (we’re talking about a species so advanced they got BORED of techo-futuristic dwellings and started living in STONE TEMPLES FOR KICKS.)

Young Samus, having no context by which she may protest was totally OK with this and, presumably, underwent weapons training, survival training, and continued gene manipulation INTO HER 20s. I reiterate: the Chozo started treatment on her before puberty, meaning the numbers she reached upon adulthood were probably THE LOW END of what the Chozo assumed they could SAFELY do to ANY HUMAN’S bone density / musculature (on a low-gravity planet) before the results became dangerous outliers in their advanced projections. 

FUTHERMORE (And here we get into Metroid Prime’s mythos), the Chozo were a fatalistic, even nihilistic species who predicted their own downfall through mysticism and scientific analysis. Their records refer to Samus as “The Newborn,” and “The Hatchling,” and as the one predestined NOT to save them, but to bring “wrath,” down upon their enemies. 

The Chozo turned Samus into a gigantic murder machine, gave her a power suit composed of some of the most advanced technology in the known galaxy, and pushed her out the door to work as a bounty hunter for the Galactic Federation under the pretenses of capital gain but really TO TAKE VIOLENT REVENGE ON EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEIR FOES. They made her into a Space Marine in a setting bereft of anything resembling a Space Marine.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why 6’5” is honestly lowballing it on her height (I’d put it at 7’5”, with avian features and crazy pinfeathers everywhere), why Samus is amazing, why devs need to Google human biology better, and why Metroid: Other M is NOT CANON.

And this, game devs, is why you need to sit everyone down on your team and make them watch some youtube videos of the Women’s events in the Olympics, and then put these in everyone’s bookmarks. Your future demographic gains thank you (WITH $$$$$).

pretty clouds

pretty clouds

bath time!

bath time!

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.


ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

ear bra